Since my parents discovered the wonders of Skype, my computer has been ringing off the hook. Er, off the desk? Whatever. They call a lot. And they entertain me.
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Mom: Who's your favorite on So You Think You Can Dance? I really liked that salsa dancer they got rid of a couple weeks ago, too. I think that was a mistake.Dad: Did the salsa dancer dance with the Tostito dancer?
Me: *eye-roll*
Dad: I heard it was a match made in heaven. Or Mexico. Or Mexican heaven.
Me: I like Alex the best, hands down. I loved the hip-hop dance he did last week.
Mom: Me, too! I've always loved Snitch.
Me: You mean Twitch?
Dad: At least she didn't call him Switch. Or Schnits. Or Snatch.
Me: Dad!
Dad: What?

