Oh, it's the winter Olympics? Meh, I like the summer Olympics better.
After watching .005 seconds of competition, I change my tune.
OMG I LOVE THE WINTER OLYMPICS.
(In two years you can substitute "Summer" for "Winter", I do this for both).
The winter Olympics appeals to the Midwesterner in me. Much like the majority of the athletes who participate in the winter Olympics, I am descended from a bunch of morons who decided that living in an area that is frozen solid for months at a time was a good idea. (News Flash: IT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA.) And yet despite the advent of many forms of transportation that could get us to warmer climates, we continue to live here.